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Five things the avengers (besides his fathers) taught little Charlie Stark and one thing he taught them (about his fathers) #1 "No, no, hang on kiddo, you're holding it wrong, you're gonna take someones eye out like that." Charlie sighed as Clint corrected his hold on the practice bow again. They had been at it for hours, Clint trying to teach him how to shoot, but he was so hopeless at it! They'd tried guns, arrows, darts, and he never once hit the target, not once. The only weapon he showed any prowess with whatsoever was the throwing knives, like his father, but Clint insisted he needed practice on other mediums of long-distance attack.

Five things the avengers (besides his fathers) taught little Charlie Stark and one thing he taught them (about his fathers) #1 "No, no, hang on kiddo, you're holding it wrong, you're gonna take someones eye out like that." Charlie sighed as Clint corrected his hold on the practice bow again. They had been at it for hours, Clint trying to teach him how to shoot, but he was so hopeless at it! They'd tried guns, arrows, darts, and he never once hit the target, not once. The only weapon he showed any prowess with whatsoever was the throwing knives, like his father, but Clint insisted he needed practice on other mediums of long-distance attack.

Ga! Too much presser! At the age of 17 Tweek Tweak was finally sold into slavery by his parents to the highest bidder, there are only two things that Tweek knows about his new 'Master' 1) his master is a man 2) he lives in south park But just who is it (This will be in Tweek's POV) "Meow" = speech 'Meow' = thought Meow = description + other ---Chapter 1: Two cute blonds hugging on the floor It was 7 pm when my parents called me down, I walked shakily down the stairs 'What if they had an ambush waiting for me and it was the gnomes that mimicked there voices so that I would come down and when I got there they would jump on me and ste

I hear whispers inside my mind telling me to do things I don't know why I have to but they pressure me to the max I can't help but cry my heart out I take this razor and slice my arm The voices tell me to keep going saying that pain is my best friend I slice my arms some more blood falls to the ground I scream in agony wondering why it is always me I don't know what is happening Maybe this life is a nightmare to all Am I better off dead? I tell myself everyday I don't know what I'm suppose to do I always keep hearing voices Telling me that this is right so I listen to them to the fullest Scars all over my arms I don't kn

"This is fucking stupid Egbert, why do they have to come with?" Dirk gave a shallow laugh, "I think there is a probability of twenty-five percent that this "double date" goes according to my well thought out plan" "I think it'll be friggen blast! Lighten up Di you're always so taunt, like a string about to snap. Have fun, think of it as an adventure!" "Yeah! Karkat, it's an adventure!" The windy boy bounced alongside his boyfriend. "No, John, it's a fucking date. You know, because it's Valentine's Day, that absurd stupid human holiday where everyone gushes all over their Matesprits and spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid trinkets.